Art exhibition is a load of wank

Patrons at an art gallery in Croatia got a rude awakening this week when they discovered the subject of artist Marko Mandic’s exhibit was himself, sitting masturbating in the museum.

The exhibition was hosted at Croatia’s Museum of Contemporary Art in Zagreb, but all it entailed was the Slovenian artist sitting stark bollock naked beating himself off behind a small sheet of cardboard until the predictable climax created the “art” itself.

Other parts of the performance art include Mandic sat in a plastic bag, sweating profusely. The sweat is collected in the bag and later poured into a wine glass, which the artist then drinks from.

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