Jennifer Lovely Hooters is pleading with Warner Bros. studios for the much coveted part of Wonder Woman in the hotly tipped reboot of the superhero classic made famous in the 70s by Lynda Carter.
There is still no real confirmation of a Wonder Woman film at all, Buffy and Dollhouse creator Joss Whedon had long been tipped to direct the film if Warner Bros. ever got around to making it, but he has since stated that he won’t be making a Wonder Woman movie and has instead signed up to write and direct the forthcoming Avengers comic book superhero film.
Warners have got a script though, and news of the movie beginning production is eagerly awaited by fans, and actors alike it seems.
“I’m fighting so hard. I think Warner Bros. is getting ready to make Wonder Woman and I really want to play Wonder Woman. I am obsessed with Wonder Woman.” Hewitt said today.
When Whedon was still linked to the project Charisma Carpenter and Eliza Dushku, who have both worked previously with the director, were among the favourites to win the much sought after role. Dushku is apparently still in the frame, despite being a bit of a midget, short-arse. Megan Fox, Beyonce Knowles and Bridget Regan of Legend of the Seeker fame have also all been rumoured to be vying for the part of the Amazonian icon. So who do you think would be best suited to fill the role? Has Hewitt got the rack for it?
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