Man dies from eel up the rectum

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April 30, 2010 | Filed under: International News | Posted by:

EelA man from Sichuan Province, China has reportedly died after friends jammed a live eel up his backside as a drunken prank.

Local Chinese press reported that a postmortem examination of the deceased man revealed a 50cm long dead eel inside the man’s rectum, the eel had apparently devoured parts of the man’s bowels.

At first it was believed that the unnamed 59 year old man had eaten a large portion of eel the previous day, but later friends of the deceased confessed that they had shoved the live eel up his bumring whilst he was passed out drunk.

8 Responses to Man dies from eel up the rectum

  1. I’m going to miss you bro, that was one wicked night. Will see you soon bruv, nice work didn’t think you’d fit it all.

    I guess all that time in jail came too good use.. Kinda.

    Jim - May 4, 2010
    03:16

  2. Prolly fit better than a gerbil…

    Bubba - May 4, 2010
    14:48

  3. This is the funniest prank ever…wonder if it is real?

    Woowhoo - May 19, 2010
    04:19

  4. Its real ,
    Here is the original Chinese news report on this incident. Use Google translaator to view this page.

    http://www.chinanews.com.cn/sh/news/2010/04-28/2250979.shtml

    Aschenbecher - July 17, 2010
    04:41

  5. Great portal

    Mihai Ghimpu - November 26, 2010
    09:08

  6. I love the website

    Dorin Chirtoaca - November 29, 2010
    19:22

  7. The sea captain’s darling young bride
    fell into the bay at low tide
    and uttered great squeals
    as some of the eels
    found a new dark place to hide.

    J. D. Hunter - December 23, 2010
    21:17

  8. Nah dont believe it. Urban myth.

    Bradley - January 24, 2011
    14:16

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