A young woman from Moscow received emergency medical treatment this week for an injury sustained from aggressive oral sex.
The 19 year old newly wed is reported to have been fellating her husband vigorously when the freak accident happened. According to medics the husband’s penis caused a serious injury of the mucous membrane of her tonsils.
Pravda reports that the woman didn’t seek help at first, but when she awoke the next morning she could taste blood in her mouth and went straight to the emergency room where doctors diagnosed the injury to the mucous membrane of her right tonsil.
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