Prisoner Attacks Guards With Flatulence

A prisoner at a Swedish jail has received a formal warning over his dirty protest aimed at prison guards.

The warden at the Kirseberg prison, in Malmo has described the prisoner’s windy outbursts as “a series of concerted attacks”. On several occasions the prisoner is alleged to have deliberately let rip a real Bronx cheer from his bottom in the direction of his supervisors. Under interrogation the convict admitted to his foul behaviour.

“I had an upset stomach while I was playing cards but did not want to fart there. So I went over to the guards instead,” he told prison officials.

In defence of his actions the prisoner added that his “farts were all noise and no fragrance”.