Man Attempts Suicide By Jamming A Courgette Up His Backside

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March 22, 2010 | Filed under: International News | Posted by:

ZucchiniA 62 year old man from Hong Kong was rushed to hospital on Friday after his daughter discovered him writhing in agony and bleeding from the anus.

The man’s daughter, Ming Bao told Asia One News that her father was trying to kill himself in some bizarre ancient method. Bao explained that she took her father to hospital after finding him in a pool of blood. Once at the hospital doctors asked her father how the bleeding had began and he replied that he wished to die and had stuffed a zucchini up his bumpipe as it was an ancient form of suicide that he’d heard of.

The doctors managed to successfully remove the vegetable from the gentleman’s rectum and he is recovering in hospital.

4 Responses to Man Attempts Suicide By Jamming A Courgette Up His Backside

  1. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA That made me burst out laughing. What in the world is wrong with people. And why would he discriminate against carrots and potatoes. What is wrong with those veggies up the butt????

    TVDinner - March 22, 2010
    17:28

  2. All that ancient stuff should be left in the past where it belongs.

    The modern way of doing it would be to insert a family sized tin of Heinz vegetable soup.

    Jeff - March 22, 2010
    20:06

  3. Perhaps he was trying to pleasure himself when things went horribly wrong. On being found by his daughter, he gave a lame excuse of trying to commit suicide!

    Zucchini_Seller - March 24, 2010
    05:10

  4. I think you’re bang on the money there Zucchini_Seller

    Elvis - March 24, 2010
    18:08

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