Man Accused of Bizarre Sex Crime With Dead Squirrel

by Earl Morningstarr

A Missouri man has been charged with statutory sodomy, attempted statutory sodomy and sexual misconduct after he exposed his genitals to a group of children and placed a squirrel’s skull on the helmet of his penis.

46 year old Timothy Flood of Ridgdale, Missouri was arrested after witnesses described his bizarre actions. Officers from the Taney County Sheriff’s Office interviewed the children who told them that Flood had pulled down his blue boxer shorts and exposed himself to them.

The children claim that Flood pointed to his testicles and told them “they better be glad they don’t have ‘these’ (testicles) because they itch all the time.”

The children told officers that Flood then placed a decapitated squirrel skull on the end of his reproductive organ and told them to look at it. He then plucked the eyes from the squirrel skull and ate them.

Flood then allegedly told the kids he was going to “bounce this on top of their heads” and tried to hit one of the children over the head with his penis.

Flood is being held at the Taney County Jail as the case continues.

4 Comments on "Man Accused of Bizarre Sex Crime With Dead Squirrel"

kemmaris on Fri, 23rd Apr 2010 02:44

WHAT THE HELL !o!

Gen on Tue, 4th May 2010 20:54

Hahaha, you can’t make this stuff up.

Klvngam on Thu, 27th May 2010 14:13

…Americans eh?
When you think they’ve reached the pinnacle of stupidity, they manage to top it one more time =]

owen on Tue, 3rd Aug 2010 23:07

yeah, cause there are no sexual deviants in any other countries, right?

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