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A Missouri man has been charged with statutory sodomy, attempted statutory sodomy and sexual misconduct after he exposed his genitals to a group of children and placed a squirrel’s skull on the helmet of his penis.
46 year old Timothy Flood of Ridgdale, Missouri was arrested after witnesses described his bizarre actions. Officers from the Taney County Sheriff’s Office interviewed the children who told them that Flood had pulled down his blue boxer shorts and exposed himself to them.
The children claim that Flood pointed to his testicles and told them “they better be glad they don’t have ‘these’ (testicles) because they itch all the time.”
The children told officers that Flood then placed a decapitated squirrel skull on the end of his reproductive organ and told them to look at it. He then plucked the eyes from the squirrel skull and ate them.
Flood then allegedly told the kids he was going to “bounce this on top of their heads” and tried to hit one of the children over the head with his penis.
Flood is being held at the Taney County Jail as the case continues.
WHAT THE HELL !o!
kemmaris - April 23, 2010
02:44
Hahaha, you can’t make this stuff up.
Gen - May 4, 2010
20:54
…Americans eh?
When you think they’ve reached the pinnacle of stupidity, they manage to top it one more time =]
Klvngam - May 27, 2010
14:13
yeah, cause there are no sexual deviants in any other countries, right?
owen - August 3, 2010
23:07
as an american i’d take this over some guy in austria locking his daughter in the basement for 18 years while he has more kids with her.
nothing - October 29, 2010
08:27