Fun park runs smelliest urine competition

Thorpe Park in Surrey are running a bizarre competition to find the smelliest piss in Britain.

The theme park are offering a £500 prize to the person that produces the foulest smelling cup of pee on Friday. Thorpe Park’s entertainments manager Laura Sinclair will have the unenviable task of sniffing all the samples of urine and judging which is the most noxious. Once a winner is chosen the scent of urine that triumphed will be replicated and used in the park’s brand new attraction, the SAW Alive Horror Maze.

The maze is along the lines of the traditional haunted house fairground attraction, but based on scenes from the torture-porn series of Saw films. In a foolhardy bid to make the terror seem as authentic as possible the park management have decided to scent the attraction with human urine, which has to be a reference to people getting so frightened they piss themselves.

Anyone wishing to submit their urine for sniffing can do so by visiting the park on Friday between 11:00 and 14:00. Surely if the park are interested in an attraction which stinks of piss an easier alternative is just to situate a pub and/or kebab house next door to it?

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