Topless Tobogganing

by Earl Morningstarr

A second annual topless tobogganing event took place in Germany this weekend, drawing thousands of spectators.

Amid tons of controversy 30 men and women stripped to their undercrackers in the freezing temperatures and jumped on flimsy plastic sledges to whizz down the snow covered Braunlage hillside. The crowds cheered as the ladies bared their boobs and raced down the slope, and a 70 year old man got a huge round of applause when he stripped to his long johns and mounted his sledge.

Earlier this month a similar event at another German town was outlawed by grumpy town officials who said the event would ruin the town’s reputation.

That didn’t stop the good people of Braunlage who saw their topless sledging event as a roaring success.

The race was won by 26 year old Christian Schmidt, but most spectators agreed that the female contestants were the real draw for the crowd.

“It was very cold, and because of that some of those girls would definitely have had a bit of an advantage in a photo finish” one spectator said referring to the ladies stiff nipples.

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