Miserable Officials Try To Ban Topless Sledging

Stuffy town hall officials in Germany are trying to put a stop to the regions first ever topless sledging event.

The topless sledging competition is due to take place in Oberwiesenthal, Germany, next month but killjoy officials at the Town Hall think the sight of women with cold, stiff nipples racing downhill on sledges might have a negative effect on the town’s reputation.

“No one has anything against the traditional annual sledging events. But the vast majority of residents oppose the topless sledging idea. The good reputation of our town would suffer” Mayor, Mirko Ernst said.

But event organiser Jochen Noeske is determined to have his festival of boobs.

“I want our tournament to be a mega festival of boobs” he says.

“I hope they don’t ban us – but if they do, we’ll take the competition over the border to the Czech Republic where they are not so stuffy.”

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