No, not Natalie Portman who played the Queen of Naboo in Star Wars Episode One, but Keisha Castle-Hughes the Oscar nominated actress who played the Queen in Episode Three. Castle-Hughes was nominated for best actress at the Academy Awards when she was just 13 for her part in the 2002 movie Whale Rider. The New [...]
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An unnamed man in Southampton walked into Southampton General Hospital on Tuesday morning with his penis stuck inside a stainless steel pipe. Medics at the hospital were unable to free the organ as the man had a permanent erection caused by the pipe restricting the blood flow. Hampshire Fire and Rescue Service were called to [...]
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Short arse TV star Gary Coleman was rushed to hospital yesterday after taking a turn for the worse. The Diff’rent Strokes star has a history of medical problems, he has undergone two failed kidney transplants in the past. Yesterday morning Coleman complained of feeling “foggy” and began throwing up, he was taken to hospital in [...]
Continue reading …A mother and her one year old daughter were killed by an elephant on a Kenyan safari on Monday. The 39 year old woman was an American tourist on a guided tour on foot across a game reserve in Kenya. Four other members of the party, including the woman’s husband managed to run to safety. [...]
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A woman from Northumberland returned from a fortnight’s holiday in Malaga last August to find a rotting rodent and maggots in her bed. Carolyn Louise Hook of Liddell Terrace, Widdrington returned home to be greeted by an obnoxious smell coming from her bedroom, when she pulled back the duvet she found the remains of a [...]
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Mrs Jean Whitehead contacted us this morning to report yet another big cat sighting in the Norfolk area. Mrs Whitehead told us how on New Year’s Day morning at approximately 08:30 she spotted a large black cat, similar to a panther, prowling through the snow at the rear of Oak Tree Cottage Park Farm on [...]
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An enterprising young inventor has come up with an ingenious idea to help combat the antisocial behaviour of certain drunken misfits and beer users. Stephan Bischof has created a new type of wheelie bin which also incorporates a urinal, the bin has a funnel on the side for people to deposit their urine which then [...]
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Boffins from King’s College London have owned up to the fact that they cannot locate the elusive G-spot, a supposed area of the vagina that many women believe contains an erogenous zone which when stimulated can lead to high levels of sexual arousal and powerful orgasms. Scientists have studied 1,800 women, the largest research group [...]
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Sylvia Nagy got the shock of her life on Wednesday night when she found a naked intruder in her home, wearing nothing but a balaclava and masturbating furiously in her living room. Ms Nagy, from Lismore, NSW, Australia, believes the intruder sneaked in through her unlocked backdoor as she gas-bagged on the phone. “My dog [...]
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