Australia Bans Small Breasts In Pornography

According to the Australian Sex Party, the Australian Classification Board is planning on banning all pornographic material which features women with flat chests. The fear is that this flat-chested porn will delight paedophiles.

The ASP issued a press release this week which states that the classifications board has started to ban depictions of small-breasted women in adult publications and films, even though these publications are mostly checked by the FBI to ensure that all the actresses and models are over 18 years old.

“We are starting to see depictions of women in their late 20s being banned because they have an A cup size” ASP’s Fiona Patten says.

Patten claims that the banning of small boobs is in direct response to a campaign by Kids Free 2 B Kids who are against the sexualisation of children. No one from the Australian Classification Board has commented on the claim.

Also in the press release the ASP claim that female ejaculation is going to be banned, because it’s just pissing and it’s abhorrent.

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