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Pit latrine
Ghanaian newspaper People & Places reported yesterday that an unexplained explosion took place within a public pit latrine at the Kejetia lorry terminal in Kumasi last month. Witnesses ran in fear when they heard the explosion but then spotted an injured man staggering out of the latrine.
A witness told P&P that moments after the explosion was heard a naked man came out of the toilet screaming as blood oozed from his anus and manhood.
The injured man was taken to the Okomfo Anokye Teaching Hospital for immediate medical attention to his injured anus and reproductive organs. No explanation for the explosion has been made by the Ghanaian authorities, but flammable methane is a a by-product of decomposing waste. It is possible that methane had built up in the pit latrine and if anyone entered with a cigarette it could have ignited the gas and blown the poor man’s cock and balls through his arsehole.
I’ll be thinking of this when I’m sat on the long-drops at Glastonbury Festival!
Tonks - February 27, 2010
20:16
It gives another meaning to the phrase ring of fire
Mr Patel - February 27, 2010
20:17
I was wondering if he was trying to light the bricks…I heard they are really flamable.
Sr Retard at KMC - April 15, 2010
17:26
I always wondered if those chemicals were flamable in those chemical toilets. I guess someone decided to find out with a cigarette…
Dangerous Dave - May 5, 2010
00:18
Don’t throw cigarettes down chemical toilets! Especially if you are about to use it. Oh, also if it is cleaned with petrol.
Dangerous Dave - May 5, 2010
00:19
it could have ignited the gas and blown the poor man’s cock and balls through his arsehole.
Now that’s what I call journalism!
Andrew - May 5, 2010
11:00
Saw this experiment on Mythbusters once. The only thing that created any kind of “explosion” in the toilet was gunpowder.
Mark - May 5, 2010
11:01