Story published on January 28, 2010

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Exploding Toilet Blows Man’s Penis Off

by Earl Morningstarr

A mystery explosion at a public toilets in Ghana has left a man with a severed penis and a seriously damaged anus.

Ghanaian newspaper People & Places reported yesterday that an unexplained explosion took place within a public pit latrine at the Kejetia lorry terminal in Kumasi last month. Witnesses ran in fear when they heard the explosion but then spotted an injured man staggering out of the latrine.

A witness told P&P that moments after the explosion was heard a naked man came out of the toilet screaming as blood oozed from his anus and manhood.

The injured man was taken to the Okomfo Anokye Teaching Hospital for immediate medical attention to his injured anus and reproductive organs. No explanation for the explosion has been made by the Ghanaian authorities, but flammable methane is a a by-product of decomposing waste. It is possible that methane had built up in the pit latrine and if anyone entered with a cigarette it could have ignited the gas and blown the poor man’s cock and balls through his arsehole.

7 Comments on "Exploding Toilet Blows Man’s Penis Off"

Tonks on Sat, 27th Feb 2010 20:16

I’ll be thinking of this when I’m sat on the long-drops at Glastonbury Festival!

Mr Patel on Sat, 27th Feb 2010 20:17

It gives another meaning to the phrase ring of fire

Sr Retard at KMC on Thu, 15th Apr 2010 17:26

I was wondering if he was trying to light the bricks…I heard they are really flamable.

Dangerous Dave on Wed, 5th May 2010 00:18

I always wondered if those chemicals were flamable in those chemical toilets. I guess someone decided to find out with a cigarette…

Dangerous Dave on Wed, 5th May 2010 00:19

Don’t throw cigarettes down chemical toilets! Especially if you are about to use it. Oh, also if it is cleaned with petrol.

Andrew on Wed, 5th May 2010 11:00

it could have ignited the gas and blown the poor man’s cock and balls through his arsehole.

Now that’s what I call journalism!

Mark on Wed, 5th May 2010 11:01

Saw this experiment on Mythbusters once. The only thing that created any kind of “explosion” in the toilet was gunpowder.

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