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Story published on January 15, 2010
Jane McNally has reported spotting a large canine creature on the hills of Cannock Chase.
Miss McNally was out walking on the Chase this week with her partner and their dog when they spotted what they believe was a wolf stalking the area.
“I was walking with my partner and his dog,” Jane told the Sunday Mercury.
“We put the dog back on the lead as we thought in the distance there was an enormous ‘dog.’ As we approached the animal we realised this wasn’t a dog and it just stared at us for a while – I said I thought it looked like a fox, but the size of a lioness – it then turned into the wooded area, and we proceeded to walk on.
“As it turned its long, bushy black tipped tail, we realised it was definitely not a dog.
“I have just logged onto the net and went onto images of wolves, and can honestly say whatever we saw yesterday was the closet thing to a wolf.”
The Chase has a long history of beast sightings, among other strange occurrences. The area has also been notorious for sightings of giant snakes and even subterranean stone age men prowling the area.
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