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Story published on January 14, 2010
Chupacabras Blamed For Chicken Massacre
by Jason Clarke
Two chicken farmers in Texas are pointing the finger squarely at the legendary ‘goat sucker’ after discovering piles of chickens drained of their blood.
Cesar Garcia and his brother in law Juan Miranda both found piles of dead chickens this weekend, the dead birds had twin puncture marks on their bodies and were completely drained of blood as if sucked dry.
Garcia, from Horizon City, Texas says he found 20 dead chickens on his farm on Saturday. The birds were all stacked in a pile, their blood completely drained. Miranda found a further 10 chickens the following morning, again they were stacked in a pile and the blood drained from their bodies.
“I saw the chickens were dead, but there was no blood around the sheet metal,” Garcia said.
“All of them were just dead in one big pile. But, really, I don’t know what it was because there was no blood.”
The only injuries the birds displayed were twin puncture wounds, that along with tracks found leading away from the scene led Garcia and Miranda to the conclusion that the legendary chupacabras had killed their chickens.
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