Student Urinates On Baby Jesus

by Earl Morningstarr

A student in Pennsylvania has been arrested by cops for urinating on a public nativity scene.

22 year old Nathan Strawn was allegedly seen by witnesses pissing on the baby Jesus in the Wilkes-Barre town nativity. Strawn, who is a student at King’s Roman Catholic College in Wilkes-Barre was identified by police as the man seen weeing on Jesus early Sunday morning.

Strawn has been charged with public drunkenness, indecent exposure, open lewdness and desecration of venerated objects. He was arraigned Sunday and released on $10,000 unsecured bail, a spokesman for King’s College say they will also be investigating the matter.

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