82 Year Old Charged With Raping Goats

by Earl Morningstarr

An 82 year old man was caught red handed raping a she-goat by the goat’s owners.

Martin Tigere was alerted to a disturbance on his farm in Rusape, Zimbabwe when his goats began repeatedly bleating in the dead of night. Mr Tigere sent his three sons to investigate, fearing a hyena may have been attacking his herd. When the men arrived at the scene they discovered 82 year old Naison Tunzvi with his pants around his ankles having sex with a nanny goat.

The three men apprehended Mr Tunzvi and invited neighbours over so they could also bear witness to what was occurring.

Mr Tunzvi was handed over to the village Headman, Mr Andrew Katehwe who summoned a village court. Mr Tunzvi confessed to raping the goats and was given a $US10 fine, but Mr Katehwe also reported the crime to the local police who have also charged the elderly pervert.

“We arrested Naison Tunzvi on allegations of bestiality as defined in the Criminal Law Codification Act. Our investigations were made easy after he admitted committing the crime at a village court; also, the witnesses gave us helpful information. We take this opportunity to urge older citizens to uphold morals and act responsibly” a police spokesman said.

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