Gary Coleman Rushed To Hospital

by Peter Jolly

Short arse TV star Gary Coleman was rushed to hospital yesterday after taking a turn for the worse.

The Diff’rent Strokes star has a history of medical problems, he has undergone two failed kidney transplants in the past. Yesterday morning Coleman complained of feeling “foggy” and began throwing up, he was taken to hospital in Los Angeles where doctors say he should be fine after a session of dialysis.

Coleman was in town to meet with his agent regarding his latest movie, Midgets Vs. Mascots which frankly looks fucking awesome although it’s probably highly offensive to little people. The film is described as a Borat-meets-Jackass shockumentary where five dwarves are pitched against five mascots in a battle for a one million dollar prize over a series of contests including how many insults it takes to get punched in a bar, who can drink a gallon of milk the fastest and who can wrestle a live alligator. Coleman plays himself in the film and leads the team of midgets as they compete to win the million dollars.

Yesterday’s meeting between Coleman and his agent Robert Malcolm was with regard to an alleged full frontal nude scene featuring Coleman, the pint-sized star is apparently unhappy about his penis being shown in an unrated DVD version of the movie which is available to buy from the film’s website. Anyone ordering the limited edition DVD will also receive a pack of Midget Condoms, you can get a copy here: Midgets Vs. Mascots.

And check out the trailer for the film below, it looks great.

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