Nerds Can’t Find The G-Spot

by Edgar Allan McAbe

Boffins from King’s College London have owned up to the fact that they cannot locate the elusive G-spot, a supposed area of the vagina that many women believe contains an erogenous zone which when stimulated can lead to high levels of sexual arousal and powerful orgasms.

Scientists have studied 1,800 women, the largest research group ever used to try and pinpoint the G-spot, and the mythical magic button is still unproven. The egg-heads asked 900 pairs of identical and non-identical female twins whether or not they believed they had a G-spot and the test results revealed that the identical twins were no more likely to share a G-spot than non-identical twins. If the G-spot did actually exist it would appear in both identical twins as they share the same genes, but as the research proved the legendary G-spot is simply the result of propaganda.

“Women may argue that having a G-spot is due to diet or exercise, but in fact it is virtually impossible to find real traits.” Professor Tim Spector told the BBC.

“This is by far the biggest study ever carried out and shows fairly conclusively that the idea of a G-spot is subjective.”

Last year a bunch of Italian scientists claimed they could detect the G-spot using ultrasound scanning, Professor Spector claims this is bunkum.

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