News from January 2010

Billie Piper Says Doctor Who Movie Is Happening

Former Doctor Who star Billie Piper has revealed in an interview with Radio 1’s Sara Cox that the rumoured Doctor Who movie is going ahead.
Piper, who played Doctor’s companion Rose Tyler in the show was being interviewed on Radio 1 as she promotes her latest TV show Secret Diary of a Call Girl where she [...]

John Wagner Talks About The New Dredd Movie

Judge Dredd creator John Wagner has told 2000ad Review that he’s read the finished screenplay for the forthcoming movie and says it’s a far better representation than the crappy 1995 version starring Sylvester Stallone.
“I have read the script (by Alex Garland) and seen Jock’s visuals. While I can’t go into detail about the content I [...]

Australia Bans Small Breasts In Pornography

According to the Australian Sex Party, the Australian Classification Board is planning on banning all pornographic material which features women with flat chests. The fear is that this flat-chested porn will delight paedophiles.
The ASP issued a press release this week which states that the classifications board has started to ban depictions of small-breasted women in [...]

Being Human Will Get A Third Series

Paranormal drama series Being Human will definitely return for a third series the BBC have just announced.
According to the press release Russell Tovey, Lenora Crichlow and Aidan Turner will all be returning next year when season three relocates to Wales. The BBC have teasingly revealed that this season’s finale will result in all three supernatural [...]

Exploding Toilet Blows Man’s Penis Off

A mystery explosion at a public toilets in Ghana has left a man with a severed penis and a seriously damaged anus.
Ghanaian newspaper People & Places reported yesterday that an unexplained explosion took place within a public pit latrine at the Kejetia lorry terminal in Kumasi last month. Witnesses ran in fear when they heard [...]

Man Possessed By Demon In Ohio Church ~ Worshipers Attacked

Worshipers at a church in LaGrange, Ohio have been telling police how a local man became possessed by demons and attacked them during Bible Study.
The congregation at the LaGrange Church of God were attacked by local man John Andel on 20th January, Andel began convulsing and wailing! He then started kicking and punching a couple [...]

Werewolf Decapitates Dog

18 year old Sarah Rodriguez goes by the name Wolfie Blackheart and claims to be a werewolf. Or at least she claims to be a wolf, but she clearly isn’t one.
The oddball teenager has received her 15 minutes of fame after she severed the head from a dog, boiled and skinned the skull and posted [...]

‘Gorilla Baby’ Born In Gaza

The births of deformed babies in Gaza has increased since the Israeli offensive which took place last year, Palestinian doctors claim.
Most recently a woman gave birth to a child at the Shifa Hospital in the Gaza Strip which was severely deformed, the baby boy’s face was malformed, his nose is flattened, there is reddish-brownish skin [...]

Shane MacGowan, Nick Cave and Johnny Depp Make Haiti Charity Record

Toothless, Irish punk Shane MacGowan is creating an all-star charity record to rival that of high-trousered muppet Simon Cowell.
Former Pogues singer MacGowan is enlisting help from celebrity chums such as the legendary Nick Cave, Johnny Depp and his squeeze Vanessa Paradis and Scotsman Bobby Gillespie, who was once the drummer in The Jesus and Mary [...]

Nikita Returns To TV

The original Nikita movie was made in 1990 starring Anne Parillaud and directed by the brilliant Luc Besson. The movie was remade three years later into a dreadful Hollywood version starring Bridget Fonda, entitled The Assassin. Even casting Gabriel Byrne and Harvey Keitel in the remake couldn’t stop it from stinking.
Then in 1997 the concept [...]

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