Man In His Underpants Kills Deer With A Big Stick

by Earl Morningstarr

Joel Borden from Clarksville, Tenn. was looking out of his kitchen window on Boxing Day morning when he spotted a wounded deer stumble into his back garden.

The quick thinking killer legged it outside wearing just his undercrackers and chased the distressed animal into the woods, due to it’s injuries from a previous hunter shooting it Borden was able to catch up with the deer and bash it over the head with a tree branch.

Once the animal was unconscious Borden slit it’s throat with a knife. His friends are hailing him as a hero.

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