Reindeer Crap Jewellery Raises $20,000

by Earl Morningstarr

Miller Park Zoo in Illinois have managed to raise $20,884 from selling jewellery and nick-nacks produced from reindeer dung.

Back in November the zoo park launched a range of reindeer poop necklaces made from dried out turds sprayed with glitter, each item was priced at $15. Now the park are pleased to announce that following the last pieces of shit being sold on the Sunday leading up to Christmas they have made four times as much money as they did last year, and claim they sold 300 Magical Reindeer Gem necklaces and over 2,000 pooh ornaments.

“For sure this has been great for the zoo,” a spokesperson for the park said.

“We are very appreciative of the support and attention this project has given us.”

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