Woman Arrested For Tearing Man’s Scrotum Apart With Her Bare Hands

by Earl Morningstarr

A woman from Winona, Minnesota was arrested on Friday for grabbing a man’s testicle sack and tugging on it so violently that the ballbag split, police said.

54 year old Sheila Mae Baker may be charged with domestic assault, third-degree assault and interfering with a 911 call. Police were called to the property due to a reported domestic disturbance, when officers arrived at the scene they were greeted by a man dressed in just a t-shirt and underpants. The unnamed man then pulled down his undercrackers and showed the police officers a big gash in his scrotum.

The man told the police officers that he and Baker had been arguing earlier that evening, when he had tried to avoid Baker she followed him into the kitchen, grabbed his genitals and began jerking on his ballbag until it eventually split and his gonads almost rolled right out onto the kitchen floor.

Baker denies the attack, and told police that she merely kneed the chap in his bollocks in self defence.

Baker was arrested and spent the night in jail. The male victim was taken to hospital where his scrotum was sewn back up.

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