Police Hunt For Supermarket Bum Sniffer

by Edgar Allan McAbe

Police in Plymouth, Devon are on the lookout for a balding weirdo who was caught on CCTV sniffing the backside of a supermarket employee.

The bespectacled, middle aged man has been seen on two separate occasions sniffing the arse of an unidentified male shop assistant in the Plymouth branch of the Co-Op supermarket. The store’s CCTV cameras filmed the oddball on two consecutive weekends going about his funny business, Devon police are appealing for witnesses to the attacks which took place on 31st of October and 7th November this year.

“It’s a bizarre incident. The shop was full of people. Someone must have seen the man.” Det Con Steve White told The Sun.

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