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Story published on December 10, 2009
John and Edward Grimes, the two annoying X Factor contestants that were recently booted off the crap talent show are rumoured to be auditioning to play dwarves in the forthcoming Hobbit movies being produced by Peter Jackson.
According to Vexed Magazine panelist from the show Louis Walsh has been in talks with Peter Jackson representing the brothers and has secured them an audition in Los Angeles. If the pair are actually successful they could land the roles of twin dwarves Fili and Kili.
Previous to this news the brothers have also been linked to a forthcoming Mighty Boosh movie, playing the Crayola Kids.
Hopefully Jackson will have the good sense to ditch this pair of no-hopers pronto. Other names recently circulated as being possible dwarves in the new Hobbitt films are Brian Cox and Tom Waits, now that I would like to see.
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