Swedish “Milkman” Abandons His Breastfeeding Attempt

by Earl Morningstarr

Ragnar Bengtsson the supposed “Milkman” of Sweden has given up on his harebrained attempt to breastfeed his children.

After months of breast-pumping at three hourly intervals the idiotic Swede failed to produce one drop of man-milk and his experiment ended achieving nothing but sore nipples. The entire debacle was documented by Swedish TV company TV8 on their programme “The Milkman – One Drop at a Time”.

“We never expected the enormous reaction we got; a lot of people were almost blinded with disgust.” Magnus Talib from TV8 said.

Just think what reaction there might have been if the muppet had actually managed to lactate on television. The story isn’t quite over for 26 year old Bengtsson, he has now been invited on to the Tyra Banks Show to tell his story to America’s trailer trash.

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