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Story published on November 30, 2009
Vicar Fears Dark Forces Are Rising
by Edgar Allan McAbe
A Gloucestershire vicar has warned his parishioners that satanic forces may be on the increase after finding a decapitated sheep’s head outside his church.
The Rev Nick Bromfield discovered the severed sheep head mounted on a pole outside his church and immediately sought to warn his congregation that they shouldn’t dabble in the black arts.
“I want people to be aware of the potential damage that can be caused by this kind of activity. It might sound medieval to talk about the relationship between good and evil, but there is no middle ground on this. People need to leave well alone.” The vicar said.
“I’ve been told there are people operating in a darker place and I’ve seen signs of satanic activity in the forest.”
Rev Bromfield revealed that the head he found was just one of several satanic “offerings” that have been discovered in the area recently. Other mutilated animal carcasses have been found laid out in a ritualistic fashion at at least two other locations in the area.
“My message to the people is ‘don’t mess’, because you risk being duped or unleashing forces you cannot control.”
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