Three Tramps Kill And Eat A Man

by Earl Morningstarr

Three cannibalistic vagrants in the Russian city of Perm have been arrested for murdering a 25 year old man and eating him.

The three homeless bums killed the man using a hammer and knives, once they had killed him they butchered him and divided up the meat. Suspicions were raised when human remains were discovered near a bus stop.

The three murderers didn’t manage to eat all of their victim, but the enterprising trio sold some of the meat to a kebab shop.

“After carrying out the crime, the corpse was divided up: part was eaten and part was also sold to a kiosk selling kebabs and pies,” read the statement posted on the Perm Investigative Unit’s website.

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