Shark Found In Toilet

by Earl Morningstarr

Two women at the Henry Chamber Waterfront Park in South Carolina got quite a surprise last weekend when they found a shark in a public toilet.

The shark was dead when they found it, and is unlikely to have got in the toilet on it’s own. Park authorities are quite certain that the shark did not swim up the toilet outlet and get stuck in the toilet.

The two women were said to be shaken by their find, but calmed down enough to take a photograph of the fish with a mobile phone.

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