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A disgruntled shopkeeper in Ireland has electrified the footpath outside his property to prevent or punish drunken revelers from pissing and shitting on his doorstep. John O’Connor owns Custy’s Traditional Music Shop in Ennis, Co Clare and every Monday morning when he goes to open up his shop he’s greeted by puddles of urine and [...]

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Man Sets World Record By Putting 16 Live Cockroaches In His Mouth

Sean Murphy from Lansing, Michigan has set a new world record by placing 16 live Madagascan hissing cockroaches in his mouth and holding them there for ten seconds. Guinness World of Records are yet to verify his attempt, but as you can see from the video he seems to have been pretty successful. The current [...]

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Mad Max Update

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Since yesterday’s news that Charlize Theron and Tom Hardy were lined up to appear in a brand new Mad Max sequel there have been further updates. According to the Daily Telegraph in Australia the working title of the new film is Mad Max 4: Fury Road and shooting will begin in New South Wales immediately. [...]

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Facial Surgery For Convicted Killer

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Facial Surgery For Convicted Killer

Daryl J. Strenke murdered his ex-girlfriend and then made a half-arsed attempt at suicide which left him severely disfigured and needing to eat through a straw. In 2002 Strenke shot Samantha Verby in the head with a 12. gauge shotgun, killing her instantly and then turned the gun on himself. But the useless berk only [...]

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Elephant Man’s brand new face

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Elephant Man’s brand new face

“I didn’t recognize myself” Those were the words of James O’Neal when he first saw the new face which surgeons had constructed for him. James from Redmond, Wash. has suffered for years due to his condition, called neurofibromatosis which caused huge benign tumours to grow on his face. James refused to let his startling condition [...]

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The World’s Fattest Man

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The World’s Fattest Man

48 year old Paul Mason from Ipswich is officially the world’s fattest man weighing in at a tremendous 444.5kg, or 70 stone. Fatty Mason relies on a team of seven carers to wash him, possibly using flannels on sticks, whilst he reclines in bed playing video games all day and watching television. The rotund fella [...]

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New Monopoly World Champion

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19 year old Norwegian Bjorn Halvard Knappskog has become the World Champion Monopoly Player after a dramatic world championship finals took place last night in Las Vegas. Knappskog defeated 40 other national champions during the competition which began on Wednesday at Caesars Palace hotel and casino in Las Vegas. All the competitors had won national [...]

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Bruce Willis Confirmed For Kane & Lynch Movie

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Movie tough guy Bruce Willis has been confirmed to star in a forthcoming movie adaptation of the video game Kane & Lynch. The video game boasts being a “new breed of action” where a flawed mercenary and a psychopath join forces in a brutal tale of hate, loss and revenge. This will be interpreted onto [...]

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Katee Sackhoff Will Get Her Kit Off

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Katee Sackhoff Will Get Her Kit Off

Battlestar Galactica and Bionic Woman star Katee Sackhoff has been lined up to make a cameo appearance on the nerd sitcom The Big Bang Theory. Sackhoff is the latest in a number of sci fi stars who have agreed to make cameos as themselves on the show which centres on a group of college nerds [...]

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Charlize Theron Could Be The New Mad Max

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Mad Max director George Miller announced back in 2007 that he intends to start work on a fourth Mad Max film that wouldn’t star Mel Gibson. Sounds like it could be disastrous, and the latest news is that the new Max Rockatansky could be a woman. E! Online say they’ve heard through the Hollywood grapevine [...]

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