Facial Surgery For Convicted Killer

by Earl Morningstarr

Daryl J. Strenke murdered his ex-girlfriend and then made a half-arsed attempt at suicide which left him severely disfigured and needing to eat through a straw.

In 2002 Strenke shot Samantha Verby in the head with a 12. gauge shotgun, killing her instantly and then turned the gun on himself. But the useless berk only manged to blow the lower part of his face off and survived to face prison. He was sentenced to 30 years for second-degree intentional homicide and was sent to the Columbia Corrections Institute.

Strenke is now going to receive reconstructive surgery to repair the damage to his face, all at the taxpayers expense. How can it be that when men like James O’Neal and Ed Port have to rely on the charity of others to help them receive crucial reconstructive facial surgery scum like Strenke get their’s paid for by the authorities? What a total arseface.

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