Piping The Truth Into Your Brainballs!
Story published on October 20, 2009
41 year old Carla Rhea Maldonado from Florida has been sentenced to five and a half years in prison for the lewd and lascivious battery of a teenage girl after photographs of her were discovered showing her performing oral sex on a 15 year old girl.
Maldonado was fired from her job as a veterinary technician at the Flagler Humane Society in Florida when her employers were sent a CD containing images of her performing the sex act on the teenager and also engaging in sexual intercourse with her pet German Shepherd dog. The images were passed on to the police and both Maldonado and her husband, 44 year old David Maldonado were arrested.
Carla Rhea Maldonado was not prosecuted for the dog sex as bestiality is not a crime in the State of Florida. David Maldonado also faces charges of lewd and lascivious battery and 50 counts of possession of child pornography.
In her testimony the victim told the court that the Maldonados had plied her with alcohol before sexually abusing her.
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