Swedes Burn Bunny Rabbits As Fuel

by Earl Morningstarr

Quick thinking city officials in Stockholm are using the cadavers of culled rabbits as heating fuel.

Every year contractors are employed in and around Stockholm to shoot thousands and thousands of wild rabbits which live in the area. The yearly cull bagged 6,000 bunnies last year and this year the total has already hit 3,000.

This year one bright spark came up with the idea of burning all the rabbits to provide heat for Stockholm’s citizens during these cold winter months. The practice has enraged animal rights supporters, who would rather not see the harmless bunnies shot at all.

The animal rights supporters suggest a programme of mass bunny rabbit vasectomies.

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