Blood Energy Potion

by Earl Morningstarr

Good news for all sad old Goths and wannabe vampires out there, Urban Collector are now supplying IV bags full of fruity flavoured fake blood, which has all the nutritious value of real blood.

Blood Energy Potion claims to have the same colour, consistency and nutritional make up as blood, and also promises to be garlic free and comes in a lovely fruity flavour. The synthetic blood drink is packed with energy providing goodness, protein, iron and electrolytes and comes in a cool looking transfusion bag. With Christmas rapidly approaching this could be the ideal gift for the teenage, brooding Twilight fan in your life.

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