Charges For Masturbating Trucker

by Earl Morningstarr

A German truck driver who crashed his lorry because he was bashing his bishop whilst driving has been charged with reckless driving.

The 29 year old flipped his truck as he drove through Sweden from Borås to Gothenburg last month.

When police arrived at the scene they found the man naked from the waist down, and his cab was full off pornographic magazines. The driver was sent for drink and drug tests, during which he assaulted a nurse and continued tossing himself off during a police interview.

The Local reports that the self abusing trucker has now been charged with reckless driving, sexual molestation and assaulting an official with an alternative charge of assault. A preliminary psychiatric examination concluded that the tosser was suffering from a serious psychiatric condition at the time of the accident.

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