Funeral Director Arrested For Sexually Abusing Corpse

by Earl Morningstarr

A funeral home worker in Houston has been arrested after police found indecent images of him interfering with a dead woman on his computer.

38 year old James Patton was being investigated by police for an alleged internet harassment dispute between himself and an ex-girlfriend. Investigating officers confiscated his computer and after weeks of searching through it eventually stumbled on the graphic images of Patton abusing dead women.

Fox News report that the police found images of a dead woman’s exposed vagina and further images of Patton touching dead women with his penis, specifically their feet.

Patton is due in court on 12th October.

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