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Story published on September 24, 2009
Terrorist organisation the Lord’s Resistance Army founded by Joseph Kony in Uganda have been venturing into neighbouring Sudan to carry out brutal atrocities.
Bishop Eduardo Hiiboro Kussala of Tombura-Yambio has told the Catholic Herald that a band of guerrillas have crucified at least seven Sudanese Christians following raids on villages in the south of the country.
One man was tied to a tree, mutilated and killed. The remaining six hostages were nailed to planks of wood on the ground and then murdered. Villagers who discovered the bodies described it as a grotesque crucifixion scene.
The Lord’s Resistance Army were formed in the late 80s, their leader Joseph Kony claims to be a spokesman for God and his followers believe in a bizarre mix of Christianity, African paganism and witchcraft. The movement are considered terrorists by the United States and have a bloody history of extreme violence including rape, murder and the enslavement of children. Kony himself is wanted by the International Criminal Court for crimes against humanity.
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