Islamic Terrorist? Stick It Up Your Arse

by Earl Morningstarr

Suicide bummer Abdullah Hassan Tali al-Asiri attempted to kill Saudi Prince Mohammed Bin Nayef by detonating explosives jammed up his arse-piece.

The murder attempt took place in Jeddah on 27th August, and 23 year old Al-Asiri made a complete arse of it by failing to kill his target. Prince Nayef suffered minor injuries to his hand in the attack, according to weapons expert Mike Yardley, Al-Asiri’s body must have suppressed the blast so it lost most of it’s effectiveness.

Al-Asiri was on Saudi’s most wanted list and had agreed to meet with Prince Nayef after claiming he had turned his back on terrorism. Prince Nayef is the head of the security service in Saudi Arabia, and Al-Asiri could have provided valuable intelligence. Al-Asiri concealed the explosives inside his rectum to pass through security scans undetected, this is apparently the first case of anyone shoving an explosive device up their backsides with the intent of assassinating anyone.

Following the attack Prince Nayef commented that the bum smuggler had surprised him by blowing himself up.

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