Piping The Truth Into Your Brainballs!
Story published on September 20, 2009
The highly anticipated casting for the A-Team movie has now been completed, and it includes Jessica Biel.
As previously reported, Liam Neeson will be playing the team leader, Col. John ‘Hannibal’ Smith and Bradley Cooper will be starring as Templeton ‘Faceman’ Peck. Ultimate Fighter Quinton ‘Rampage’ Jackson has won the part of Sgt. Bosco ‘B.A.’ Baracus, and District 9 star Sharlto Copley will be completing the team as Capt. ‘Howling Mad’ Murdock.
So really that just leaves the eye candy who traditionally help the team out, and the grumpy general who is chasing them. According to Empire Jessica Biel will fill both these roles.
Biel will play The Faceman’s ex-girlfriend, who also happens to be the high ranking military personnel who will be pursuing the team for a crime they did not commit. Preferably naked.
This seemed like as good an excuse as any to post a Jessica Biel gallery, so here it is.
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