Piping The Truth Into Your Brainballs!
Story published on September 20, 2009
Tickets for the Glastonbury Festival 2010 will go on sale on Sunday 4th October at 09:00hrs.
To buy tickets festival goers must first register their details at www.glastonburyregistration.co.uk, tickets can then be purchased from SeeTickets or by phoning 0844 412 4635.
Last year the Glastonbury organisers introduced a deposit scheme where you can pay a £50 deposit when tickets go on sale in October and then pay the full amount in February 2010.
Next year’s festival will take place from Wednesday 23rd to Sunday 27th June, get there nice and early to grab a decent spot in the campsites they fill up damn quickly. You really don’t want to camp close to anything which could be used as a makeshift toilet.
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