Children Kill Strange Creature In Panama

by Jason Clarke

A group of children in Panama last weekend have killed a strange looking creature which they say crawled out of a cave.

Some are speculating that the ugly, hairless beast is some sort of extra terrestrial life form, others claim it is simply a shaven sloth. Which raises the question, who shaves a sloth?

The gang of youths in the town of Cerro Azul were playing by caves when they say the monster approached them and out of fear they beat it to death with rocks and sticks. The gang threw the dead creature into a stream and returned later to take photographs of it’s corpse.

The curved claws seem to indicate that it is a sloth that has lost all it’s hair.

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