Piping The Truth Into Your Brainballs!
Story published on September 19, 2009
A 16 year old cheerleader from South Carolina has hunted and killed a ten foot alligator in a dark swamp in the middle of the night, using a crossbow.
Buffy Summers, Claire Bennet, now you can add Cammie Colin to your list of kick ass cheerleaders. The plucky 16 year old won a place in the annual public alligator harvest held in South Carolina. Cammie was part of a five person team who sailed a boat through Sparkleberry Swamp at around 03:00hrs last Sunday morning, but as Cammie was the only one who had won a place to actually hunt the alligators she was only only one authorised to shoot the beast.
The state requires that crossbows or harpoons are used to hunt the alligators, so their carcasses can be towed in using the line. Cammie shot the massive reptile in the tail, and like fishing the alligator is then tired out before being towed to the boat where another hunter then shoots it in the head with a rifle.
5′4″ Cammie weighs just 120lbs, the alligator measured 10′5″ and weighed in at over 350lbs.
The alligator will now be eaten, and Cammie has a freezer stocked with alligator meat.
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