Dirty Underwear Competition Announced

by Earl Morningstarr

Easy Tiger Corp produce pre-stained underwear which comes with skid marks permanently stained in them so you don’t have to dirty them yourself.

The company was launched in June this year by Philip Watson who came up with the idea after finding a pair of skid marked ladies panties at his university launderette. After the owner of the dirty knickers was publicly named and shamed Watson concluded that the girl could have escaped humiliation had she owned a pair of pre-stained undercrackers and so the concept for pre-stained underwear was born.

To celebrate three months of business Easy Tiger Corp have decided to run a competition to find the world’s dirtiest underpants, to enter just e-mail a photo of your filthy, soiled knickers to customer@easytigercorp.co.uk quoting “Underwear Competition” as the subject. The winner will receive £100, a pair of Easy Tiger Corp’s Pre-Stained Underwear, and a copy of the classic Japanese toilet training book “Everyone Poops” and the skiddy knickers will be immortalised as a design of limited edition pre-stained undies.

Easy Tiger Corp are quick to point out that you should not under any circumstances post your soiled knickers directly to them, just send photos please.

For full details and more information on their quality garments just follow this link: Easy Tiger Corp. Click “Competition” for the full competition details, and good luck!

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