Boy Shoots Himself In The Penis

by Earl Morningstarr

A 15 year old boy from Brooklyn has been arrested for reckless endangerment and criminal possession of a weapon after he accidentally shot himself in the penis this weekend.

Khamir Grant was walking home at around 01:30 Sunday morning when the handgun he was carrying in his waistband began slipping down into his underwear. As the foolish gangsta fumbled in his trousers trying to retrieve the firearm he accidentally pulled the trigger and shot a bullet straight through his reproductive organ.

Grant managed to walk the rest of the way home and told his mummy what he had done. The pair then got a taxi to Kings County Hospital where Grant was treated and released. It is unknown whether the boy’s penis was saved by medics or whether Grant will become Brooklyn’s first ever gangsta eunuch.

The police were informed of the incident and Grant was later arrested and charged the New York Post reports.

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