Piping The Truth Into Your Brainballs!
Story published on September 9, 2009
A Kentucky man has caught a mysterious figure lurking in his back garden on camera, the unidentified creature resembles a large ape.
Kenny Mahoney set up a cctv camera to try and discover which animals were eating the vegetables he was attempting to grow in his backyard, he got plenty of shots of rabbits and raccoons pillaging his vegetable patch and then he stumbled on this remarkable image which shows a large black creature at the far end of his garden.
“It looked like it had the outline of a head, and like gorilla type shoulders, and then the arms crossed is what it looks like to me,” Mahoney told Wave 3.
Skeptics say the figure is just a black bin-liner.
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