Jews Train Snakes To Attack Palestinians

by Earl Morningstarr

This is the latest accusation being levelled at Israel. Arabs in Samaria have complained that attack snakes are being sent into the area from the Israeli city of Ariel, one woman has been bitten by one such snake.

The local Palestinians base this accusation on the fact that a woman nearby to Ariel was bitten by a snake which witnesses say then fled back towards the city. The Palestinians interpreted the snake’s heading as a clear indication that the reptile was a trained assassin working for Mossad.

Israel National News reports that this isn’t the first time Palestinians have made such bizarre allegations. Israel has also been accused of training attack pigs, unleashing a plague of super rats and also distributing bubblegum which “corrupts Muslim youths”.

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