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• Community service for man who sewed his son’s bumhole shut
  

  An Illinois father has been handed 2 years on probation and 250 hours community service after owning up to sewing…

• Italian dies after jealous wife stabs him in the penis
  

  A 61-year-old Italian Lothario died earlier today after his jealous German wife carried out a frenzied knife attack on his…

• Eating yoghurt may be the key to large hairy and healthy testicle balls
  

  Clever-clog boffins in the United States of America have discovered almost by chance that mice fed plenty of yoghurt have…

• God Save the Queen — Mr. Methane comes up trumps with his special Diamond Jubilee gift to the nati...
  

  A true patriot and believer in his country Mr. Methane is hoping to catch the British Nation’s nostalgic mood in…

• Albino killings continue in Burundi
  

  A 15-year-old albino girl was taken from her home and brutally dismembered this weekend.

  A gang of seven men armed…