Suck

by Peter Jolly

Rob Stefaniuk will premiere his brand new vampire movie at Toronto Film Festival next month.

Suck is described as a Rock ‘n Roll vampire comedy, and you couldn’t really get a Rock ‘n Roll comedy cast more suitable.

The story follows the band “The Winners” as they are suddenly shot to fame when they become vampires, and are then hunted by the modern day descendant of Bram Stoker’s original vampire hunter Abraham Van Helsing. Malcolm McDowell plays the appropriately named Eddie Van Helsing.

Also making cameos in the film are veteran rockers Alice Cooper and Iggy Pop. Pop plays a record producer who wants to turn the band into a freak show. Henry Rollins makes an appearance as a cheesy disc jockey, and strict vegetarian Moby plays the part of a bonkers hard rocker who gets pelted with raw meat by his fans.

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