Man Wants Penis Enlargement Reversed Says He’s Now Too Big

by Earl Morningstarr

A man in Russia has begged his doctors to reverse his penis enlargement surgery after scores of women left him because his reproductive gland was just too big for them.

40-year-old Konstantin F. had the surgery done in February this year. Doctors warned him that his six inch penis was ample, but Konstantin insisted that he wanted a massive ten inch tallywhacker.

“He must have watched a lot of movies, but he didn’t realize that most ordinary women are very unlike those shown in porn movies,” Konstantin’s doctors told L!fe.

The enlargement procedure was a full success, Konstantin was the proud owner of a fully functioning ten inch penis. But just as the surgeons had warned him, his extra long dong didn’t bring him any happiness. To Konstantin’s shock and surprise women refused to partake in sexual intercourse with him, complaining that he was too big for them.

So in less than a month Konstantin returned to the clinic and demanded to be shortened, but doctors have told him he will now have to wait six to eight months before a second operation can be done.

Unimpressed with Konstantin’s behaviour one doctor remarked: “if there was a possibility to extend one’s brains, we would give that operation to Konstantin – for free!”

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