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Impotent Arab Slices Off His Penis

by Earl Morningstarr
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An unnamed man in Majmaah, Saudi Arabia has emasculated himself because he was so frustrated with his dysfunctional penis.

Al-Riyadh reports that the man’s marriage collapsed due to his inability to perform in the bedroom and get his wife pregnant. The wife divorced him and remarried, she had a healthy sexual relationship with her new husband and eventually gave birth to a daughter.

On hearing this news her ex-husband angrily hacked his faulty reproductive organ off with a knife. He was rushed to the King Khaled Hospital where the organ was reattached, but whether the surgery was successful or not is still unclear. I can’t help but think that if it didn’t work before chopping it off and sewing back on again doesn’t seem likely to improve matters.

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